JACI STEPHEN'S JUNGLE WATCH: Put it away Nicola AND David... I'm feeling queasy

Can breasts make you seasick? I swear to you, every time Nicola pulls them out, I have to reach for the smelling salts.

She was at it again yesterday, stripping off to her bikini once more in the Celebrity Chest (Geddit? Sorry, but I still find that funny) challenge.

The biggest problem was that it encouraged David to get his kit off, too, and that made me feel even more nauseous.

Sopping: Nicola McLean and David Van Day get wet during the Celebrity Chest challenge

David made himself more unpopular with Nicola when he revealed that the rowing has all been part of his master plan.

She was incredulous when repeating the conversation to Joe.

But why? His strategy has been no more obvious than hers. Does she really think that she was put in the jungle to share her thoughts about Einstein’s Theory of Relativity?

Topless: David Van Day also stripped off for the Celebrity Chest challenge

She declared David to be a 'psycho', which seemed a tad excessive. You can’t help feeling that this is a woman who hasn’t seen much of the world; but then I imagine that when you’re carrying around a chest like that, most of the world gets eclipsed.

Poor Joe was baffled by the latest turn of events. Should he believe David or Nicola?

He decided that he couldn’t trust any of them and was incensed that having put himself on the line for David and Timmy throughout, he was now being used.

Down and dirty: David Van Day and Nicola McLean in action during the challenge

David’s view was that Joe was the favourite to win and he should therefore try to rile him by flirting with Nicola.

I doubt Joe cared two figs; his big love was Esther, after all, and she went. Maybe he is feeling the pain of that loss a little too intensely; I know I am.

Are you having a laugh? Nicola McLean reveals David's plan to Joe Swash

Treasure chest? The celebrities get the Celebrity Chest back in camp and have a look inside

Brian is way more irritating than Esther, and it's hard to see how he lasted longer.

Letters of support arrived from loved ones and reinforced the fact that everyone, no matter how weird or irritating, is loved by someone.

Welling up: Nicola and Brian received letters from loved ones

Tears flowed, especially from Simon, when he read Nicola’s letter from fiancé Tom. He couldn’t even finish reading it.

Joe’s mum wrote to say that there was a roast dinner waiting for him. Forget food; I hope there’s another EastEnders contract on the table.

They were insane to drop him, and the performance of this wonderful man in the jungle can only have endeared him to the public even more. PS Mrs Swash: can I join you for that roast?

Out: Esther is smiles for the camera after leaving the jungle