After a whirlwind 11 month romance, ditzy PCSO Carmel McQueen weds hunky copper Calvin Valentine.
But as with all soap weddings, things don't always run exactly to plan.
Doing things by half: Bride-to-be Carmel McQueen (Gemma Merna) appears to be missing her bridal skirt as she walks outside the church with on-screen mother Myra McQueen (Nicole Barber Lane) and sister Mercedes McQueen (Jennifer Metcalfe)
Bouffant-haired bride Carmel, played by Gemma Merna, appears to have a disaster with the tanning machine so walks down the aisle a glowing shade of orange.
Following her character's over-the-top dress sense, the bride teams her orange hue with a white lacy mermaid gown.
Despite her tanning disaster, the colour isn't quite all over - the backless gown exposes Carmel's strapmarks, to the horror of Chester fashionistas.
Garish: Oldest McQueen sisters Mercedes (Jennifer Metcalfe) [L] and Jacqui (Claire Cooper) [R] are a vision of tackiness in a golden one shouldered dress and turquoise leopard-print ensemble respectively
The wedding gown is so tight, Carmel practically waddles down the aisle to marry her man.
And for those detesting the bride's gown, the bridesmaids dresses don't disappoint either.
Calvin's little sisters Sasha (Nathalie Emmanuel) and Lauren (Dominique Jackson) join the youngest McQueen, Michaela, in feathery peach gowns to play the role of bridesmaids.
And it appears Michaela must have been too busy to attend the dress fittings after she is photographed spilling out of her peach gown.
Ill-fitting: The groom's sister Sasha Valentine (Nathalie Emmanuel) looks uncomfortable in her feathery bridesmaid dress, while youngest McQueen sister Michaela appears to spilling out of her gown
The bride and bridesmaids aren't the only fashion victims at Carmel and Calvin's big day.
The groom, played by Ricky Whittle, is forced to wear his police officer uniform after an accident with his tuxedo.
Sisters of the bride Mercedes McQueen (Jennifer Metcalfe), Jacqui (Claire Cooper) and Tina Reilly (Leah Hackett) all arrive at the church is varying tacky outfits.
Oldest McQueen sister Jacqui is a vision of garishness in a turquoise leopard-print satin neglilee-like dress and oversized fascinator, while Mercedes goes for the WAG-look in a gold one-shouldered gown, back-combed hair and, of course, lashings of fake tan.
Not to be left out in the fashion stakes is mother of the bride Myra, played by Nicole Barber Lane, who opts for a loud, hot pink multi-layered gown.
Bridal disaster: Actress Gemma Merna gets ready for her character's big moment, waddling down the aisle in her tight mermaid-style wedding gown
Carmel and Calvis will be hoping it's happy ever after for them after previous McQueen weddings have ended in disaster.
Last year, both Carmel's older sisters Jacqui and Mercedes married, only to be divorced within a year.
Former jailbird Jacqui was forced to marry illegal immigrant Aleksander Malota, who was after a UK visa, as payback to her former crime boss Davey.
Just months into Jacqui's marriage, Alek fell for his sister-in-law Carmel, but was forced to return to Albania after Jacqui filed for divorce.
Meanwhile, Mercedes' marriage to Russ Owen ended just weeks after they tied the knot after the bolshy barmaid was forced to reveal her infidelity to him during Warren Fox's (Jamie Lomas) trial for the attempted murder of Clare Cunningham (Gemma Bissix).
Carmel and Calvin's wedding is set to screen on Channel 4 in September, so fans will have to wait and see if the couple's big day ends up happily.
Call the fashion police: Sisters of the bride Mercedes (Jennifer Metcalfe) and Tina (Leah Hackett) cover their dresses with dressing gowns, while groom Calvin Valentine (Ricky Whittle) is forced to marry in his police officer uniform after an accident with his wedding tuxedo
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